"The Bad Touch" is a song recorded by American alternative band Bloodhound Gang. It was released in May 1999 as the lead single from their album Hooray for Boobies. It was released a year later, in the US and UK. The song was remixed by many artists including God Lives Underwater, KMFDM and Eiffel 65. Like much of the Bloodhound Gangs other music, the song contains a wide variety of sexual colloquialisms. The sleeve for the single features a photo of two zebras in copula.