by Bret Love
With insane song titles like &I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed to Earache& and &Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers,& music that, at low volumes, sounds like a distant faucet being turned on and off repeatedly, and a whopping 58 tracks clocking in right at 58 minutes total, this CD should win comedy album of 1994, hands down. As the great music critic Beavis once said, &They suck, but they suck in, like, new ways we haven't heard before, so I guess that makes them kinda cool!&